mind games mind games

-You need food in order for your brain to work.

-Car insurance can be 45 bucks a month, if you’re me..

-I have a long drive ahead of me.

-Brain wash yourself into thinking you have 10x less money than you really do…. then be amazed when you realize you’re rich. 

-Call your parents every 30 minutes to make them realize how much they don’t want you to come home… HAH

-Coffee is not food. Peeing is a waste of time.